Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Alright, my fabulous Aries darlings, let me serve you the celestial tea for the week of October 20th, 2024! Honey, you better buckle up your sequined belt because it's gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, but you live for the drama, don't you? Mars is giving you all the fiery energy to strut your stuff and own it. But darling, remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use your fierce energy to slay your goals, but don't step on any glittery heels along the way. Networking is your best friend this week; you never know who you'll meet at the ball. Keep those lashes long and your aspirations longer because opportunities are twinkling at the corner of your eye. Don't let the haters dim your sparkle, honey. Shine bright like the superstar you are!
taurus
Hello, my dazzling Tauruses, it's time to strut down the runway of life because this week starting October 20th, 2024, is sparkling with opportunity, honey! The cosmos is throwing glitter in your path, making sure you shine brighter than ever. Expect an avalanche of compliments and adoration – you're the star of this show, darling. Money matters are looking as fabulous as a sequin gown, so it's time to make it rain! Love is in the air, sweeter than your favorite perfume, so pucker up! Keep that chin up, and sashay away through the week, because you're not just part of the zodiac, you're the zodiac's leading act. Werk it!
gemini
Darlings, listen up because Mama's about to spill the cosmic tea for all you Geminis out there, for the week of October 20th, 2024! Honey, it’s going to be a week where your sparkle will shine brighter than a disco ball at Studio 54. The stars are strutting down the universe’s runway just for you, babes. Expect jaw-dropping revelations faster than a wig reveal during the finale of a lip-sync battle. Communication? You’ll be serving fierce realness with every word you utter. But watch out, hunty, because Mercury isn't playing - it's going to test your patience harder than a tuck at the end of a long night. Mix that charm with a dash of smarts and you'll navigate through with all the grace of a queen owning the main stage. Gather your jewels and your best heels because, sweetheart, you’re about to walk this week like it’s the catwalk of your life! Werk it, because the universe is absolutely living for you, darling!
cancer
Alright, darlings, let's dive into the Cosmos Couture, and serve you the celestial tea for all you fabulous Cancer queens out there! Honey, the stars are strutting down the runway this week, starting October 20, 2024, giving you all the cosmic energy to slay! You're about to be in the spotlight, so get those outfits ready and lashes on fleek, because opportunity is knocking on your door with a sequined knuckle! But listen up, diva, balance is your BFF, so don't forget to keep those heels on the ground while your head's in the stars. Emotions might be doing the cha-cha, so remember, a true queen reigns her realm with grace. Love, work, and play are getting a glitter bomb, so strut your stuff and let the universe be your runway!
leo
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for you! The stars for Leo in the week of October 20th, 2024, are saying you're about to serve some serious fierceness. It's like the universe is your personal runway, and you've got the cosmic green light to sashay your fabulous self. You're gonna have moments where your sparkle might feel a tad dim, but, darling, remember, even the fiercest queens adjust their crowns. So, wiggle those hips, throw on that glitter, and let the world gag on your eleganza! And if drama knocks, tell it, "Not today, Saturn!" You're about to strut into a week of slaying goals, turning looks, and living your best life, because, honey, you're not just a star, you're the whole damn constellation! Werk it!
virgo
Honey, let me tell you, this week is gonna have you feelin' like the Queen of the Ball! The universe is sending all its glitter and glamour to Virgo with a sparkle. Darling, get your heels locked and your wig snatched because you're about to strut into a week full of opportunities to shine. The stars are aligning to make sure you're serving looks and success. So, pucker up, throw on that fabulous outfit, because, honey, you're about to turn heads and slay the runway of life. Remember, confidence is your best accessory, so wear it loud and proud. Get ready to twirl on them haters, sweetie, 'cause this is your moment to sparkle and slay! Mwah!
libra
Alright dah-lings, if the stars could speak (and oh honey, they do), they'd be spillin' the cosmic tea all about you, Libra, for the week of October 20th, 2024. You're gonna find your scales tipping toward fabulosity and a whole lotta shine. The universe is your stage this week, and it's screaming for you to sashay your beauty and brains into every room. Venus is winking at you, girl, saying it’s time to glitter up your love life and maybe, just maybe, twirl into a romance fresher than your last snatch. But, sugar, watch that charming mouth of yours; Mercury’s lurking, ready to turn your reads hilariously savage. Keep that balance, strut with purpose, and let the world gag on your elegance. Remember, confidence is your best accessory, it complements everything you wear! So, paint the town red, but keep it classy. Werk!
scorpio
Alright, honey, let's spill the celestial tea for all you fierce Scorpios out there! This week, starting the 20th of October, 2024, the stars are aligning to bring you some major drama, but in the most fabulous way possible, darling. You're about to enter a phase where your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent will shine brighter than a disco ball. So, whip out those sequins, fluff up that hair, and get ready to strut your stuff. The universe is giving you the green light to be your most unapologetically fabulous self. Whether it's love, work, or play, you're gonna dominate the scene like the powerhouse diva you are. Snatch those opportunities, throw on those heels, and remember, in the words of the legendary RuPaul, "Don't f*ck it up!"
sagittarius
Alright, sugar plums, let me lay down the celestial tea for all you glamorous Sagittarians! This week, the stars are aligning to serve you some fervent energy that’s hotter than a drag show finale. You're about to embark on a journey that screams, "Honey, I am EVERYTHING!" Don’t just walk; sashay through this week, turning heads and snapping hearts. The universe is your runway, and darling, it's begging for couture. So cinch that waist, gloss those lips, and prepare to OWN it, because this week, you're not just participating, you're winning, hunty! Remember, confidence is your glitter, and you’re about to sparkle like never before! 💅✨
capricorn
Alright, sugarplums, let's talk cosmic tea for all you fabulous Capricorns out there! For the week strutting into October 20th, 2024, honey, you're about to serve some serious life realness. It's all about showing the universe who's boss, boo. Your charismatic, earthy energy is on full display, making you the center of attention in any room you sashay into. You better werk those opportunities and strut down life's runway with all the confidence of a queen owning the night. Expect to sparkle like the star you are, turning challenges into your personal runway moments. Remember, darling, in the world of drag and life, it's all about how you make that entrance, so make it count and leave 'em gagging! Muah!
aquarius
Oh, honey, let me spill the cosmic tea for all you Aquarius darlings out there! Get ready to strut into the week of October 20th, 2024, with your head held high and your glitter shining bright. The universe is about to serve you a cocktail of opportunities that’s as fabulous as a sequin ball gown. But, darling, don’t just sashay away from challenges; face them head-on with all that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. Love might peek-a-boo at you from behind the curtains, so keep those gorgeous eyes open. Remember, it's all about bringing that inner diva to the forefront and living your best life. So, snap those fingers, adjust that crown, and let the world be your runway, baby!
pisces
Oh, honey, it’s time to let your fins shimmer and sway ‘cause Pisces, this week is all about you, darling! The universe is spilling the tea, and guess what? It's piping hot with promise. You're gonna feel that cosmic shift, baby. Your intuition? Sky-high! Your creativity? Overflowing! But here’s the gag, gorgeous: watch that trust circle. Not everyone deserves a VIP pass to your fabulousness. Focus on your dreams, keep that sparkle in your step, and remember, you’re not just fish in the sea; you’re a whole damn ocean of fabulous. Werk it, water baby!
