Horoscopes Are A Drag™

Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!

aries

Alright, darling, here's the cosmic tea for all you fierce Aries queens out there! The stars are aligning to give you a week filled with drama, glitter, and high heels, but in the best way possible, hunty! You're gonna shine brighter than a disco ball at a midnight bash. Now, the universe is spillin’ some serious cosmic glitter your way, making every day a runway. Embrace your inner diva, strut your stuff, and remember, darling, you're not just walking through life; you're stomping the runway. Serve it up hot, because this week, darling, you are the main course, the dessert, and the champagne toast. Now, let's get sickening!

taurus

Alright, honeys, let's get into the cosmic tea for all you fabulous Taurus divas for the week of July 14th, 2024! The stars are serving some serious realness, so you better werk! This week, it's all about bringing that sparkle and shine, baby. The universe is practically screaming for you to own your fabulousness and strut your stuff. Expect some unexpected praise and attention - yes, darling, you're that bitch! Your creativity is off the charts, so it's time to shimmer, shine, and show the world what you're made of. Remember, confidence is your best accessory, so slap on that glitter and go conquer the world. You got this, boo! Mwah! 💋✨

gemini

Alright, darling, let's get into the cosmic tea, shall we? Gemini, honey, this week is all about serving face and living your best life. The stars are strutting down the runway just for you, giving you all the energy to twirl, werk, and slay every obstacle in your path. Don't just walk into those meetings, honey, sashay! And when it comes to love, let your fabulous self shine bright because someone's heart is ready to be snatched by your irresistible charm. So, buckle up, queen, because you're about to own this week like the superstar you were born to be! Mwah!

cancer

Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for all you Cancer cuties out there for the week of July 14th, 2024! Now, let me tell you, the stars are giving us some real drama, but in, like, the best way possible. This week, y’all are going to shine brighter than my sequin gown under a spotlight, okay? The universe is serving you a platter of opportunities so delicious you'd think you're at a five-star restaurant, darling. Embrace those fabulous vibes and slay, because you’re about to turn heads and break hearts in the best way. Remember, confidence is your best accessory, so wear it proud and strut your stuff. Let’s get those dreams and strut into reality, babes! It’s your time to sparkle!

leo

Alright, my fiercest Leo queens and kings out there, this is your cosmic runway moment happening the week of July 14, 2024! The universe is throwing some major glitter your way, so start beating that face and get ready to slay. You've got the charm and charisma to turn any challenge into a show-stopping performance. Love and creativity are your co-stars, so work it, own it, and let your lion-hearted light shine brighter than a disco ball at a midnight bash. Remember, honey, in this week's episode of Life, you are the main event, so strut your stuff and let the world marvel at your fabulousness. Werk it, because nobody does it like a Leo!

virgo

Honey, let me tell ya, this week for all you Virgo goddesses out there, it's gonna be one glittering rollercoaster. The stars are basically throwing a cosmic party just for you! You’re gonna strut through this week like the diva you were born to be, turning heads and breaking hearts. Be ready to werk it, because opportunities are coming your way, and you need to sashay them into success. Mingle, flirt, but keep those stilettos on the ground, okay? Balance is key - you don't wanna trip and spill the tea! Now, go ahead and sparkle, my fabulous Virgo queens, the universe is your runway this week!

libra

Honey, let's get into it, cuz this week for all you fierce Libras out there is gonna be a spectacle of glam and drama! The stars are telling me, and I don't lie, darling, that you're about to strut into one of those life-defining moments, capisce? It's all about showing up, sparkling, and serving realness. Now, listen, sugar, relationships are spotlighted: honey, communicate like the diva you are. Work it out with some flair! And your career? Get ready to lip-sync for your legacy, because opportunity is about to sashay your way. Be bold, be beautiful, and most importantly, be you. 'Cause baby, this week? You're not walking, you're parading. Werk it!

scorpio

Oh, honey, the stars are *seriously* serving some fierce energy for all you Scorpios out there for the week of July 14th, 2024. You better get your finest outfit ready because the universe is about to put you in the spotlight. Expect to be the center of attention, darling. And listen, don't shy away from those big, bold decisions – it's your time to shine, hunty! Love is also on the menu, so prepare to serve up some heart realness. And remember, keep it glamorous and keep it real. Werk it, Scorpio! You got this, and the stars are totally on your side, boo. 💋✨

sagittarius

Yaaas, darling Sagittarius, this week, the stars are drag-dropping you into the spotlight, and it's high time for you to shantay and slay! You're firing up those bows and arrows like the zodiac's very own diva, aiming high and scoring big. The cosmic runway is yours, honey, so strut your stuff with all the grace and grit you own. Love? It's serving you realness and passion. Work? You better werk because your creativity is off the charts, darling. Embrace every bit of it, ‘cause this week, you're the headliner, the showstopper, the main event. Let's get sickening, Sagittarius!

capricorn

Alright, honey, let's get into the cosmic tea for all you fierce Capricorns out there! For the week of July 14, 2024, the universe is saying, "Yas, queen, it's your time to shine!" Expect to strut into a week where your confidence is through the roof, and your ambitions are sky-high. It's all about showing the world what you're made of, darling. So, pucker up, put on those heels, and sashay away into a week where you're not just participating, you're dominating. Remember, you came to slay, not to play. Keep that in mind, and you'll be snatching wigs and turning heads. Let's get it, Capricorn! Werk!

aquarius

Honey, let me spill the cosmic tea for you! This week, all you fabulous Aquarius divas are in for a treat! The stars are aligning to sprinkle some extra glitter on your life. You've got the go-ahead to sashay away from those pesky problems and strut into opportunities with heels higher than your standards. Your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent will shine brighter than a disco ball. So, throw on that sequin gown, pop on your crown, and remember, darling, you're not just serving looks, you're serving destiny! Keep it fierce, keep it fabulous, and most importantly, let the stars guide you to the spotlight where you belong. Werk it!

pisces

Alright, darlings! This week, you fabulous Pisces fish are swimming in a sea of glittering possibilities! The stars are voguing just for you, honey, so snap those fins and sashay into the spotlight. Around the 14th, the universe is throwing you a cosmic kiki, so don’t be shy - let your inner diva shine! Whether it’s love, career, or just serving looks, this is your moment to sparkle and slay. Remember, you’re a superstar, so twirl, werk, and let the world gag on your eleganza. Muah!