Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Honey, let me spill the tea for you for the week starting April 21, 2024, because it's gonna be a gag! Aries, darling, you’re gonna blaze through this week like the fierce fireball you are. The universe is serving you a hot plate of opportunities, so strut into your spotlight and show ‘em what you've got. Love is twinkling in the stars, so pucker up, because you might just find someone ready to snatch your heart. Work it at your job, because recognition is on the horizon. But remember, queen, balance is key, don't let your crown slip by overdoing it. Shade or shine, you’re gonna snatch wigs this week. Keep it sickening, Aries!
taurus
Alright, my fabulous Taurus darlings, let me spill the cosmic tea for you for the week starting April 21st, 2024. Hunty, you are about to strut into a week dripping with opportunities as bright as a glitter bomb. The universe is practically voguing in your favor, so sissy that walk into every challenge with confidence. Love is swirling around you like a fabulous feather boa. If you're single, a stunning admirer might just sashay into your life. Coupled up? Well, prepare for romance that’s as over-the-top as a drag queen's eyelashes. Money-wise, it’s time to snap your purse shut on unnecessary spending, but don’t worry, you’ll still be as glamorous as ever. Keep your head high and your heels higher – this week is about to be as spectacular as your fabulous self! Werk it, Taurus!
gemini
Honey, buckle up because this week is serving major cosmic drama for all you fierce Gemini divas out there. The stars are aligning to spill the tea on some juicy opportunities coming your way. You better werk, because honey, it’s time to strut your stuff and showcase that fabulous talent of yours. Trust, the universe is gagging on your eleganza. But, child, don't get shady with your loved ones. Keep it cute or put it on mute. Now, sashay away into a week of fabulousness. Remember, you're not just a star, you're the whole constellation, baby!
cancer
Darlings, for all you gorgeous Cancer crabs out there, this week starting April 21, 2024, is gonna be fierce! Honey, the stars are aligning to serve you some realness, so get ready to sashay away from negativity. The universe is telling you it’s time to let your inner diva shine, embrace that fabulous confidence, and werk it like the superstar you are. Opportunities are knocking, boo, so throw on those glittery heels, fluff up that wig, and strut into success. Remember, you're a ten, and don't you let anyone tell you otherwise. Now, go on and conquer the world, one dazzling step at a time!
leo
Darlings, let me spill the celestial tea for all you fabulous Leos for the week of April 21, 2024. Honey, the stars are about to serve you a high-energy extravaganza! It’s your moment to sparkle and shine brighter than a disco ball. The universe is practically throwing glitter your way, encouraging you to sashay down life’s runway with confidence. Make bold moves, embrace your unique flair, and remember, you don’t just walk into a room, you own it. Now, go out there and make the world your stage, because this week, you’re the main event! 💋✨
virgo
Alright darlings, let's dive into the cosmic tea for all you Virgo queens out there! This week, starting April 21st, 2024, you're stepping into a shimmering spotlight, honey! The stars are serving you a spicy cocktail of opportunity and charm, making you irresistible. It’s time to sashay away from those doubts, because, honey, your confidence? It's sky-high, and it's making you the belle of the ball! Opportunities are voguing towards you left and right, so put on those heels, throw on that glitter, and werk it! The universe is your runway, and you’re about to give the performance of a lifetime. Remember, in the fabulous words of Mama Ru, "Don't f*** it up!" Now, twirl on those haters, and let's make this week legendary. Mwah!
libra
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for you this week, your Libra scales are gonna be more balanced than my contour! From April 21st, you better strap on your highest heels because you're stepping into a week where harmony is your best friend and drama is a big ol’ no-no. The stars are aligning to give you that extra oomph in your social life, so flutter those lashes and get ready to mingle, mingle, mingle! But listen up, sugar, don’t you go spreading yourself thinner than my foundation. Prioritize, okay? Love is in the air, and if you play your cards right, you might just catch a bouquet or a cutie! Work? Keep slaying with confidence, because honey, success is looking for you. Shine bright like the diamond you are! Mwah!
scorpio
Honey, gather 'round because I've got the tea for all you Scorpio divas out there for the week of April 21st, 2024! Now, let me tell you, the stars are about to serve some realness, so you better werk! This week is all about letting your inner queen shine. No more hiding in the shadows, baby! Get ready to strut your stuff and let the world see that fabulous glow. It's time to snap those fingers, toss that hair, and show 'em who's boss. Remember, confidence is your best accessory, so wear it out and proud. And if anyone tries to dull your sparkle, just remember, you're a Scorpio, darling - fierce, fabulous, and unstoppable. Now, go out there and slay!
sagittarius
Oh, honey, get ready ’cause this week is about to be a dazzling runway for all you Sagittarius divas! The stars have aligned, and they are screaming, "Yas, queen!" Expect your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to shine brighter than a disco ball. It's time to sashay away from those negative vibes and death-drop into some fabulous opportunities. Love and career are giving you standing ovations, so strut your stuff and let the world gag on your eleganza. Remember, darling, in this week of cosmic slayage, you better werk!
capricorn
Alright, darling, listen up, 'cause Momma's got the cosmic 411 for all my Capricorn queens and kings out there! The week of April 21st, 2024, is serving you a sparkling cocktail of opportunity and challenge, honey. The stars are sashaying in formation, pushing you to werk that runway of life like the superstar you are. But don't you go resting on your glamorous laurels, baby! Ambition is your best accessory, so cinch it tight! You're about to face some tests, but remember, pressure makes diamonds, and you're about to shine bright. So, put on your highest heels, adjust that crown, and strut into the week with confidence. The universe is gagging for your success, so turn it out!
aquarius
Alright, all you fabulous Aquarius babes out there, listen up because Mama's got the tea for you this week, starting April 21st, 2024. This week, the stars are aligning to give you a cosmic glow-up so fierce, it’s gonna have everyone gagging. The universe is totally feeling your fantasy and throwing all kinds of opportunities your way. Work, relationships, self-care - you name it, honey, it's all getting an upgrade. But remember, keep that unique spirit shining. No need to blend in when you were born to stand out. So, strut into this week like it's a runway, turn the world into your stage, and let the universe be your spotlight. And remember, darling, always keep it classy, sassy, and a bit smart-assy!
pisces
Honey, let me spill the cosmic tea for all you fabulous Pisces fish out there. The week of April 21, 2024, is serving major universe realness. You're about to dive deep into waters shimmering with opportunity, so fluff up those fins and make a splash! The stars are practically throwing glitter at you, saying, "Yes, darling, be that radiant creature you're destined to be!" Love is looking extra sparkly, so strut your stuff. And money, honey? It's time to lip-sync for your life because those coins are coming. Work that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, because the cosmos is your runway this week. Get ready to catch those blessings in your fabulous net. Snap, snap, my fierce Pisces queens and kings!
