Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Honey, let me tell you, the stars are spillin' the tea for all you fierce Aries out there for the week of September 15, 2024. You better strap on those stilettos because the universe is sending major vibes your way, darling! It’s all about embracing that inner diva and sashaying away from the drama. Opportunities for fabulosity are knocking, so throw on that glitter and answer the door! And remember, when life throws shade, throw sequins. Let’s turn this week into a runway, because you're about to serve some cosmic realness, baby! Stay fabulous, stay fearless!
taurus
Alright, honey, let's get into the cosmic tea for all you fabulous Taurus babes out there - this is your week to sparkle and shine! The stars are aligning to sprinkle a little extra glitter into your life starting the 15th, so get ready to strut your stuff. It's all about embracing your inner diva and showing the world what you're made of. Whether it's at work, in love, or just life in general, it's time to sashay away from those negative vibes and werk it with confidence. Remember, boo, you're a star, so don't let anyone dull your shine. Get out there, turn heads, and make this week unforgettable. And don't forget, in the fabulous words of the great RuPaul, "If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?" Amen, sister! Let's get this cosmic party started!
gemini
Honey, gather 'round because the stars are spilling the tea for all you fabulous Geminis this week! So, snap on those lashes and get that wig on point, because it's time to strut into your destiny. The universe is calling, and it says you're about to serve some serious cosmic realness. Expect surprises that'll make you wanna death drop in joy, darling. Relationships? Tighten those corsets, 'cause they're taking a thrilling ride. Work drama? Sashay away from the nonsense, boo. Stay fierce, and remember, in the world of stars, you're the brightest sparkle. Werk!
cancer
Honey, this week is all about you feeling your oats, so let’s spill the T, shall we? The stars are aligning in your favor, giving you all kinds of fabulous vibes, okay? It's time to strut your stuff with confidence, darling, because the universe is living for you this week. You might face some shady moments, but trust and believe, you’ve got the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to sashay away from any negativity. Remember, you're a star, baby, so keep shining bright. Werk it, and let the world gag on your eleganza. Mwah!
leo
Alright, darling, listen up because your cosmos are speaking, and they are louder than my last performance's applause. The week of September 15th, 2024, honey, is all about you shining brighter than my sequin gown under the spotlight. The stars are aligning, giving you that extra sprinkle of fabulous that you naturally possess. It’s high time to channel your inner diva, strut your stuff, and remember, darling, in the world's runway show, you’re the headliner. Opportunities to sparkle will come knocking, so flip that hair, pucker those lips, and sashay away into success. Werk it, because the universe is your stage this week, and it’s begging for an encore of your magnificence!
virgo
Darlings, for all my Virgo queens and kings out there, buckle up 'cause the stars are spillin' the tea for the week of September 15th, 2024, and it is sizzlin' hot! First things first, honey, your creative juices will be flowin' like a glittery river, so strut into that spotlight and show the world your divine sparkle. But hold up, boo, don't let all that dazzle blind you to the details. Stay on your stilettoed toes, 'cause details matter more than ever this week. Now, in the love department, simmer down and keep things low key. It ain't the time for grand gestures or spillin' your heart's deepest secrets. Keep it cute, keep it mysterious. And for my hardworking divas, a career opportunity is about to sashay your way, turning heads and dropping jaws. Snatch it, but don’t forget – balance is key; you can be a mogul and still keep that inner peace. So, sugars, bat those lashes, cinch that waist, and conquer the world – this week is all yours for the taking, honey!
libra
Oh, honey! If you're a Libra steppin' into the week of September 15, 2024, honey, you better get your sparkle on 'cause it's all about shaking what your mama gave ya! The stars are aligning to give you a cosmic push down the runway of life, serving realness and sashaying away from the drama. Relationships? Honey, communicate with flair – it's all about expressing your fabulous self. And don't just walk into opportunities – vogue into them. It's your time to shine, darling, so throw on those heels, fluff up that wig, and show the universe the diva you truly are! Remember, balance is key; you're not just any Libra, you're a fierce Libra. So, smile, sparkle, and let the world gag on your eleganza. Mwah!
scorpio
Darlings, let me spill the celestial tea for all you Scorpio divas out there. This week, starting September 15, 2024, it's all about shimmer, shine, and taking no prisoners. The universe is giving you that extra sparkle to strut your stuff and slay. Emotional rollercoasters? Honey, you’re riding them like a pro in six-inch heels. Got drama? You’re turning it into power. Love life looking like a rerun? Not this week, boo! Get ready to turn heads, break hearts, and twirl like the star you are. So, get your glam on and prepare for a week that’s all about you. And remember, when life throws shade, throw glitter! 💅✨
sagittarius
Alright, darling Sagittarians, listen up because Mama’s about to spill the cosmic tea for your fabulous selves for the week starting the 15th of September, 2024. This week, honey, you're gonna need to snap those fans and twirl those wigs because the stars are lining up to serve some realness. It's all about letting that inner diva shine and strutting into the spotlight. But remember, boo, even a queen needs to keep her heels grounded. Don’t let the drama of the universe get to your gorgeous head. Stay fierce, stay fabulous, and most importantly, stay you, because nobody does it better. Now, sashay away and conquer that week like the superstar you are!
capricorn
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for all you Capricorn divas out there for the week of September 15th, 2024! You better glue that wig down tight because the universe is sending some major vibes your way. It's time to sashay away from the drama and strut into the spotlight. Opportunities are knocking, so put on those heels, puff up that chest, and werk it out! Remember, darling, stars don't shine without a little darkness, so sparkle even when the shade gets thrown. Now, go out there and show the world the powerhouse you are, because this week, it's all eyes on you, you fabulous creature! And always keep in mind, in the fabulous world of drag, it's not just about surviving; it's about thriving with all the glamour and glitz. Let’s turn the world into our runway!
aquarius
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for all my fabulous Aquarians this week. The stars are serving major vibes, so get ready to strut into your destiny. It's all about shining brighter than a disco ball, okay? The universe is giving you that extra oomph to slay any obstacles and sashay your way to success. Keep that head high, and those heels higher. Opportunities are knocking, so throw open the door and greet them in full glam. Remember, darling, in this cosmic runway called life, you're the star – so werk it out and let the universe gag on your eleganza. Bring it to the runway, Aquarius, and let the world see your sparkle!
pisces
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for you. This week, darling, the stars are aligning to give you a cosmic glow-up that's nothing short of a galaxy-sized spotlight on little ol' you! Yes, darling, Pisces, it's your time to shine brighter than a disco ball at Studio 54. Opportunities are gonna come sashaying your way, so strut your stuff and don’t let anything dull your sparkle. You've got charm and charisma that could outshine the competition, so werk it and own that stage. Remember, you're a star, baby, so let the universe be your runway!
